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spacemancraigisfly:

supersheps:

tutorialsforartists:

I just went back through over 900 liked posts and dug out all the art tutorials so i can keep track of them. I guess this might be helpful to some of you guys, so here you go.

Here we go then!

Freeware

Alchemy - this is a really fun program. You play around making abstract shapes until you start to see something in them, kind of like a Rorschach test. Then you use the shapes as a base to draw it from.
MyPaint - a pretty decent painting program that also has the benefit of working on Unix systems.
openCanvas 1.1 - I haven’t used openCanvas in years but it was a nice program with a pretty unique feel to it.
ArtRage - Only used this a couple of times donkey’s years ago just before I got oC, but I’ve heard good things about it.
The GIMP - In a similar vein to Photoshop, but free. I couldn’t get on with it when I tried it out a few years ago, but it’s pretty popular and is available on Unix systems and Macs.

Sketchbook copic: a bit different program

Not-free-ware

Photoshop - Standard painting fare. Probably the most flexible program (particularly the latest versions) but not designed to act in a “natural” way. If you’ve used it for painting versus something like Painter you know what I mean. Who the fuck pays for it though? Google “Photoshop tumblr masterpost” and take your pick.
Paint Tool Sai - Far more affordable and definitely worth paying for if you can. The brushes are very decent (especially when they’ve been tweaked a little), the gui is simple and intuitive, and I dare you to find a program with which making smooth lineart is easier.
Corel Painter - My program of choice for most things. More tools than you could ever possibly use and pretty cheap on a student license, providing that you can prove you’re a student! It’s got a few bugs but if you want realism or a more natural feel than PS or SAI this is the program for you.

Anatomy

heads from different angles

anatomy and rotation of the head

human anatomy for artists

speed drawing studies

nude references

hands

arm and wing movement

beer bellies

body types

noses

box and egg/run of the stroke

a trick for arm proportions

body diversity

anatomy of the waist

feet

hands and forearms

Expressions

emotions and facial expressions

expressions from different angles (love this site)

body language

Poses

figure drawing examples

posemaniacs

gesture drawing

flexiblity

hand poses

Skin tones

handy pallet

painting skin

paint some life into your skin tones

ethnic skintones

Colouring

gamut mask tool (very nice!)

colour does not have to suck

5 easy ways to improve your colouring

fucking gradients, how do they work

light and shadow

painting crystals

achieving a painterly look in SAI

painting forests

colour scheme designer

kuler (more colour schemes)

portrait lighting cheatsheet

Brushes

a very nice setting for the sai acrylic brush

photoshop fur brushes (and tutorial)

lots of photoshop brushes

Other peoples masterposts

handy art link megapost

art references

stock artists

cocks and how to draw them

love your fellow artist (anything from prompt generators to animation background here, very nice)

e-books

art e-books (mediafire download)

even more e-books (including human anatomy, animal anatomy, cartoons, animation, composition, design, scenery, perspective…)

Andrew Loomis’s books

the art of drawing

cutting edge anatomy

Tutorials

drawing 101

how to paint realistic hair

how to paint realistic eyes

conceptart.org tutorials

creature design

folds

glasses

a pretty extensive general art tutorial

tumblrs

fucking art, how does it work

wannabe animator

anatomical art

artist problems

criminallyincompetent (check out their #reference and #tutorial tags, they’re gold)

i think i’m gonna put a link to this on my about page for easier access dudes

thank you….ever so much.

I love you.

spade-of-clovers:

We is having a picnic!
By Rainbowfish/Herberrywood.

spade-of-clovers:

We is having a picnic!

By Rainbowfish/Herberrywood.

adventurousonceler:

captainshenanigans:

theonce-lermpreg:

sassy-once-ler:

oncelerswaifu:

mcmaggot:

tikmii:

pandoslovebunny:

princeofsoap:

hanatheweird:

sukiyo-jeevas:

radiolocked:

innerpalindrome:

Message from God to palindrome: “Believe in me who believes in you!”

Message from God to Inna: “Try a little harder…”

Message from God to Radio: “I am disappoint.”

I’M SO SORRY GOD.

Message from God to Suki: “I’m always watching over you, but… you’re boring.”

It’s funny because it’s true.

Message from God to Jessika: “I am disappoint.”

Message from God to Chelsea: “Make a contract with me and become a magical girl!”

oh god

Message from God to Pandos: “Release your full power!”

Message from God to Obo: “Let’s\(・ω・)/にゃー!”


God stahp 

Message from God to mcmaggot: “We’re coming for you.”

Oh sweet jesus what did I do

Message from God to Wednesday: “(」・ω・)」うー!(/・ω・)/にゃー!”

nOOOOOOO

Message from God to Sassy: “We’re shorthanded, would you like to work as an angel?”

Welp. *ollies out into heaven*

Message from God to sneaks: “Stop watching anime and start working already.”

but god

homestuck is the best anime…

Message from God to Meghan: “Wanna go on a date in Heaven this Saturday?”

GOD-KUN I….

Message from God to racheal: “I am your father.”

HOLY SHIT IM FEMALE JESUS

Okay so I did Dave from Homestuck and got this…

Message from God to Dave: “Sup bro”

PERFECT.

orelpuppington:

REMINDER THAT THERE’S AN ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS FANDOM

GOD DAMNIT I FOUND THEIR HOME BASE:

http://club-chipmunk.deviantart.com/


 

adventurousonceler:

doglicks:

grumpyguns:

swaggaraptor:

corgipale:

sassygaysorrel:

traploid:

yomieru:

sejii:

urdnotbonkers:

zenjestr:

surroundedbyboshtets:

Susy- Lv. 23 Berserker, has high luck  

I read that as high as fuck

Tim: Lv.87 Wizard. Special trait: can speak several languages.

 Sejii: Lv.70 Goat. Special trait: can summon rainbows.

wait what

Yomieru: Lv.89 Ninja. Special trait: can summon alpacas.


‘Ninja’ suits one of my characters more than me…

Chibi: Lv.65 Machinist. Special trait: can summon flames.

burn motherfuckers

Sorrel: Lv.4 Salesman. Special trait: can run fast.

…………………


Samuel Jackson Bentley: Lv.94 Hunter. Special trait: great at house cleaning.

SWEET

Jessica: Lv.4 Narcoleptic. Special trait: can come back to life.

AW YEAH THATS

boring

taylor: Lv.99 Warrior. Special trait: rides a unicorn.

hell yes

Kaira: Lv.77 Viking. Special trait: can fling poop accurately.

perfect

Racheal: Lv.75 Martial Artist. Special trait: can change appearances.

Coralie: Lv.25 Knight. Special trait: has supervision.

straightchristianfurry:

canibechieftooguys:

strangephantomparticle:

c-chanfromda:

automaton-farmer:

earthyaran:

cards-cory:

fleefa:

u-ok:

ITS BACK

Guess who’s not sleeping tonight 

NO

NO

NO

NOT THIS

green is not a creative color!

fUKC

What the fuck just happened.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

I THOUGHT I WAS RID OF IT

Green is not a creative color 0 v 0

ill reblog this every time it appears on my dash

OH GOD

karkatsshippingchart:

dearheart42:

i-like-yoshi:

cappucciinoo:

toriazilla:

gamzeesinsanity:

potato-ler:

layingonthefloor:

penotbutter:

And suddenly… Homestuck art/fic prompts!! Everyone gets artists block at times, so I figured I’d make this.

Drag the images of course, screencapping will just make you get the same character twice.

GAMZEE GOING ON A DATE WITH JOHN

PM missing PM

..Uhh

Let me try again

Terezi marrying Terezi

..Once more 

Jake stargazing with Jake

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME 

Karkat going dancing with Karkat

AHHHHHHH 

GAMZEE MARRYING GAMZEE

GOD SOMEONE SEND HELP. I’M DYING

Eridan Marrying Karkat O.O

W…… what?

TEREZI PLAYING VIDEOGAMES WITH ERIDAN

AWWW SHIT THIS THING KNOWS MY OTP

Slick showing Jane his music taste

WITH HIS KNIVES

Jake…

Going dancing with…

Jade.

……

D’AWWWWWW NOW I’M IMAGINING ALL THIS ADORABLE GRAMPA/GRANDDAUGHTER FLUFF AND I’M GETTING SO MANY FEELS—

OH. OH. WAIT.

JAKE…DANCING WITH JADE…AT HER WEDDING WITH DAVE.

LJKASJLHASDLJFDASLHSFHLJLHJKSALKJFHDKJ

^^^CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN. I WILL LOVE YOU 5EVER.


Sollux drawing pictures with Sollux.

It funny cause it could actually happen.

why hasn’t any one made a post of this yet

miraculoustang:

i love jane ;-;


Precious baby

vikkersss:

I’ve been wanting to make a snarly-type face, and Homestuck is amazing so this was the perfect excuse!

(fun fact: his fangs are made out of amputated My Little Pony legs)

saklgaabkvdaslngdsla;gdaaFLSDKJGS

why is the Homestuck fandom so talented???